### Everything from here on is written automatically by
### the dopewars program; you can edit it manually, but any
### formatting (comments, etc.) will be lost at the next rewrite.

WebBrowser = "/usr/bin/w3m"
Sanitized = TRUE
Location[1].Name = "Intel"
Location[2].Name = "Canonical"
Location[3].Name = "Yahoo"
Location[4].Name = "Microsoft"
Location[5].Name = "Amazon"
Location[6].Name = "Facebook"
Location[7].Name = "Google"
Location[8].Name = "Apple"
Cop[1].Name = "Mark Zuckerberg"
Cop[2].Name = "Mark Shuttleworth"
Cop[3].Name = "Bill Gates"
Cop[1].DeputyName = "Facefarmer"
Cop[2].DeputyName = "M$ slave"
Cop[3].DeputyName = "overlord"
Cop[1].DeputiesName = "Facefarmers"
Cop[2].DeputiesName = "M$ slaves"
Cop[3].DeputiesName = "overlords"
Drug[1].Name = "Solus"
Drug[2].Name = "Linux Mint"
Drug[3].Name = "Fedora"
Drug[4].Name = "Manjaro"
Drug[5].Name = "Gentoo"
Drug[6].Name = "Debian"
Drug[7].Name = "ElementaryOS"
Drug[8].Name = "Ubuntu"
Drug[9].Name = "MX Linux"
Drug[10].Name = "Arch"
Drug[11].Name = "Zorin"
Drug[12].Name = "Puppy Linux"
Drug[13].Name = "openSUSE"
Drug[1].CheapStr = "The market is flooded with cheap Budgie!"
Drug[2].CheapStr = ""
Drug[3].CheapStr = "The Red Hat truck is in town! Fedora prices are low!"
Drug[4].CheapStr = ""
Drug[5].CheapStr = "Rival distro dealers raided a server and are selling cheap Gentoo!"
Drug[6].CheapStr = ""
Drug[7].CheapStr = ""
Drug[8].CheapStr = ""
Drug[9].CheapStr = ""
Drug[10].CheapStr = ""
Drug[11].CheapStr = ""
Drug[12].CheapStr = "USB sticks are riddled with Puppy Linux! Prices are low!"
Drug[13].CheapStr = "German white hat got past the firewall! openSUSE prices have bottomed out!"
Drugs.ExpensiveStr1 = "%tde is back on the servers! Prices are high!"
Drugs.ExpensiveStr2 = "Nerds are buying %tde at ridiculous prices!"
Gun[1].Name = "Librem 5"
Gun[2].Name = "Thinkpad"
Gun[3].Name = "Raspberry Pi"
Gun[4].Name = "System76"
Names.Bitch = "Tux"
Names.Bitches = "Tuxes"